Well, apparently the Australian contingency of my readers have all been drinking heavily, because both Rosie and Milla decided to confer upon me at approximately the same time the title of "Sexy Blogger". Seriously, guys...have you been reading my blog? And they both practically demanded that I fulfill this written portion of this award. I think there is a conspiracy brewing.
Anyway, along with this title, I needs must publish 5 things I find sexy about myself. And folks, this was HARD! I do not think of myself as "sexy". Matter of fact, I find the whole term "sexy" to be an uncomfortable term. But, since I was commanded, I must try and dredge up five things about myself that may be considered remotely sexy. So...
1. I'm a geek. And I am told that in this day and age, geeks are hot. I can fix your computer. I can set up your wireless network. I can get your VCR to stop blinking 12:00 12:00 12:00 12:00 without opening a manual. And the best part? You can't tell I'm a geek. I hide it well, so I can work fine in social situations. I can make it through a dinner party discussing current events without ever bringing up Star Trek, Star Wars, Doctor Who, or Battlestar Galactica? Why is being a geek sexy? Dunno. You tell me.
2. I'm a giver. My pleasure derives from the pleasure of my partner. If my partner isn't feeling it or having fun, I'm not feeling it either, so I will always cater to the needs and pleasure of my partner first. This is a prime factor in my current issues that I am having with my wife...she isn't having fun, so I'm not having fun either. But I would be happy to work on pleasuring my partner for several hours at a stretch, however they want it.
3. I have a fairly good sense of humor. I like to have fun. I like to laugh, and more importantly I like to make others laugh. But not in a class clown sort of way...I like to go more subtle with my humor. A bit too much self depreciation at times I think, but I'm trying to reign that one in. But I love post-coital giggle-fests, where me and my partner just lay in bed afterwards, holding each other and laughing over and over about really stupid stuff.
4. My eyes. Light blue with a dark ring of blue around them, back in my younger days my eyes were the things that I would get the most comments on. I have been told that I have a fairly intense stare, and occasionally lapse into a "Fuck me" look that can leave the target somewhat flustered. Don't get to use that look much these days, but I can whip it out if I need to.
5. My voice. I was once told that I have a voice that could melt the elastic in panties. Methinks she was exaggerating a bit, but I really wish I could put that review on my resumes for shows that I audition for.
Now, I'm supposed to also tag some other folks for this, but I'm really not much of a tagger, so I'm just going to skip over that step. Hope that's OK with everyone!
(See? I'm still alive! Things are just very boring around here!)
